Dear Master,
Please stop telling your friends how fat and lazy I am.
You think it’s easy laying around all day, eating and sleeping in this fur coat? You try sometime.
And having to watch you humans with your opposable thumbs opening fridges and kitchen cabinets all day, to help yourself to treats is torture!
Please speak kindly of me, and when you get a chance, please retrofit your kitchen for the opposable-thumbs-handicapped.
Your doggie,
Bailey
Doggies need comfy couches.
Thousands of years of breeding has led to this. It is their natural condition.
Do not fight evolution.
I agree with you, Carl. I just don’t want to have to fight over butter.
Dear Master,
Please stop telling your friends how fat and lazy I am.
You think it’s easy laying around all day, eating and sleeping in this fur coat? You try sometime.
And having to watch you humans with your opposable thumbs opening fridges and kitchen cabinets all day, to help yourself to treats is torture!
Please speak kindly of me, and when you get a chance, please retrofit your kitchen for the opposable-thumbs-handicapped.
Your doggie,
Bailey