So I Was Sorta’ Wondering…
Alright, ladies…take a break for a few minutes.
Boys? Lend me your ears.
So, you know how it is when you (not us, it’s others) are all wrapped around the axle, and amped up, and wired for sound, and annoyed, and on the Very Rare rampage through your world?
And you know how it is when you (not us, it’s others) can’t do anything right, and you don’t know whether to beat the living stew out of something or sit yourself right down and plan to tell your buddies you watched UFC…and you were going to. You honest to God were going to.
But on the way to that channel, you ran right into Beaches.
And it was all over.
Okay.
So I was sorta’ wondering…
…what if some guys (not us, it’s others) actually do have…a…
um…
you know. *rolls eyes over in that direction*
I mean…I know I’ve observed it. I know I have. I know I’ve seen some dude having the guy version of a hissing fit that made me certain he hadn’t been able to zip up his pants all week and there are no more Dove bars to make all the pain go away.
I know I’ve seen this.
In fact, I’ve seen worse. Much worse.
Not in any of you, guys. My goodness, no. Perish the thought.
And as certain as I am that all our wives, all our girls, all our ladies would openly deny ever having witnessed anything, on our parts, as unbecoming as an emotional dip in our granite constructs (here I flex), I can’t help but feel it something obligatory to weigh in on this very rare condition.
That is, He-MS.
And, again, I was sorta’ wondering…
…wouldn’t it be helpful for the guys (not us, it’s others) who have (it’s just a rumor) been known to have a…I don’t know…a moment, let’s say…to have a web site where we could all just set our beers down, try for all the world to make eye contact with our comrades in arms, and admit that it really does hurt knowing we have our mother’s thighs?
And wouldn’t it be great if the web site had a podcast? And wouldn’t it be great if it was a place where they (not us, it’s others) could…I don’t know…make fun, let’s say…of how we they get sometimes? And wouldn’t it be hilarious if there were all kinds of Guys Only things going on there? And wouldn’t it be great if I and (you know who you are) some other dude had a forum to…I don’t know…go off, let’s say.
And wouldn’t it be great if the ladies (most, not all) laughed too? Because they (most, not all) realized we’re making fun of ourselves other guys (not us, it’s others) and not them?
What’s that? You think it’d be cool??
Seriously?
Funny. Because so do I.
Lol, I love this!
So basically, you are saying that you have a man-gina?
(Not us, it’s others.)
yes. Graves, yes he is saying that….