Um…Where’s Your Sister?

One Very Happy fourth grader…

…and one Very Happy second-grader…

…willing to let her brother bury her in the snow

…is rescued by one Very Loyal Golden Retarded

…winning the devotion of the Damsel of Pink Mittens

…earning himself accolades and awards in the form of whoozagooboy? huh?? WHOOZAGOOBOY??

…which doesn’t mean you get to to shred the Damsel’s Mitten, Bailey, so drop it right now an—

—DON’T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME!