A Study In Light
There is this one wedding photo of Cute Redhead where she’s staring alluringly into the camera and surrounded by melting, smoldering, liquid, infinite white.
Which, I later found out, was a technique achieved not by a special camera filter…but by her bridesmaids pulling her wedding dress up over her head.
Brilliant.
So, naturally, when I saw the Golden Recliner sporting the Cone of Shame post-minor eye surgery, I couldn’t help soothe the pup by sprinting for my camera and laughing my head off.
Looks like a Canine T-Rex. I should have named him Dogzilla.
I don’t quite know why he was at all cool with this…
…I think he looks like a satellite dish.
“Dude…seriously. It’s going to be okay. It’s not forever. I know how you feel. It’s just so you can’t gnaw at things. I know it’s uncomfortable because I remember my vasectomy like it was yesterday.”
yeah, but you it’s not like there was a cone of shame around your dick afterwards…
He even smiled for the pictures! I love him!
OMG! You know how he feels because of your vasectomy? LOL
k was right. I can’t recall anyone with a cone around the penis after that… But you’re special, anyways…
Or… was there a cone around your *$)@ afterward? I mean, couldn’t you have just taken it off? You DO have opposable thumbs afterall.
Lol I really didn’t think I’d have to explain this to the guys, but you leave me no choice. So, I’ll clarify by way of a joke: “Why do dogs lick their [privates]? …because they can.”