Seriously
If you have to be inside because it’s a school night…
…and you have to have a fire because it’s snowing…
…and you have to do your homework…because you have to…
…is there any better place to do it than in momma’s lap by the fire?
Seriously. Is there?
(answer: No)


"UHMM, well, ok..., warm, fuzzy, loving, Todd-has-a-new-filter-for-the-Rebel-Force...all very nice, but...ISNT THAT THE GOLDEN RETARDED'S CHAIR???!!!!"