O Christmas Tree, O Christm—dammit.

December 12, 2011
sigh

The season, the snow, the happiness filling every hoping heart; the quick dashes out into the festive shops to grab a few surprises and dart back home in time to—sonofabitch.

 

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The Year of the Cat

January 3, 2011
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That is the stupidest cat on planet earth.

That cat will not drink water from the water dish unless she’s standing in it.

STANDING.

IN.

IT.

Stupid.

That cat will scarf down a bowl of Stupid Kitty Kitty Chow and (I am not making this up, you can even ask Cute Redhead) TEN MINUTES LATER will be right back at the EMPTY Stupid Kitty Kitty Chow TROUGH lamenting like the stupid thing hasn’t seen food in ten days.

Stupid.

This cat will come into my studio, jump up on the window sill and lament like the stupid thing hasn’t seen the outdoors in ten years. Until I open the window and let it out. Just like I did ten minutes ago (thank you stupid dog door which Golden Recliner won’t even use).

Stupid.

That cat will then KittyKat Tip Toe through the snow like this…

And then this stupid cat will sit at the window

AND

CREEP

ME

OUT.

Because this stupid cat just stares at me until I can’t stand feeling her Creepy Kitty Al Queda Countenance all over my back and open up the window again and let her right back in. Which I did, but not before taking her picture to prove it.

Which I thought was pretty funny ha ha.

But which she did not. I know this for a fact because I returned to working on a cartoon until I couldn’t stand it anymore. And looked up just in time to capture on film what it looks like to have Satan sitting on your light table wondering where to hide your body.

Stupid cat.

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O Tree

December 13, 2010
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Here’s how you get that face right up there:

If you start with one fourteen-year old boy who tries for all the world to Be Cool, yet now and then breaches the recalcitrant layers with the Little Lunatic You Remember…

…and add one younger Beta Male and all his culinary misgivings about the perfect S’more…

…plus one Little Miss Everything, demonstrating way more comfort and panache in front of a camera than her daddy is comfortable with…

…stir in a few of the ladies from the gang from the neighborhood from the finest of the finest Moms anywhere (and, yes, those are Bloody Mary’s)…

…mix in one or two GetTheCameraOffMe’s…

…wait a few minutes to see Cute Redhead demonstrate her complete inability to WAIT. FOR. ANYTHING. even after I said “Hold on, I’ll be right there and cut down the sequoia you picked out…”

…this is what you’ll get:

Merry Christmas Is Coming, everyone.

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Okay Now I’m Done

December 26, 2009

I’ve held off as long as is required, according to The Rules Inside My Head. Which were amended to prevent me from bad-mouthing Colorado’s winter, which I’d been wont to do in the past whenever the temperatures dipped precariously close to freezing.

The amended Rules, however, preserved my life-long stipulation which allows me the freedom to state, loud and clear, that come the morning after Christmas:

I Am Done.

With winter, that is

Up until Christmas I’m good with it all, especially if it’s white. But no matter how white it is, once I’m done (and I’m done) with the whole Christmapalooza, I’m ready for my very first love.

Which happens to be warmer weather and ocean. So, to celebrate that which is coming…a few photos from the trip me and Cute Redhead took to Hawaii.

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Never Nothing Going On

October 28, 2009

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Would you look at that?

If that isn’t Christmas breathing down our necks, I don’t know what is.

I stepped out on the front porch this morning to give Mother Nature a chance to explain Herself and couldn’t deny Her the fine handiwork.

But for that red and green enduring, it’s white everywhere.

Everything, innocent again.

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I’ve a friend back home in Michigan who, if she reads this, will smile. Because I know without having to ask that, with every first snow, she too thinks about chocolate pie and Miracle on 34th Street (the original version).

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I’ve another friend in L.A. who reminds me of this old piece, titled ‘Good Timber’:

    The tree that never had to fight
    For sun and sky and air and light,
    But stood out in the open plain
    And always got its share of rain,
    Never became a forest king
    But lived and died a scrubby thing.

    The man who never had to toil
    To gain and farm his patch of soil,
    Who never had to win his share
    Of sun and sky and light and air,
    Never became a manly man
    But lived and died as he began.

    Good timber does not grow with ease:
    The stronger wind, the stronger trees;
    The further sky, the greater length;
    The more the storm, the more the strength.
    By sun and cold, by rain and snow,
    In trees and men good timbers grow.

    Where thickest lies the forest growth,
    We find the patriarchs of both.
    And they hold counsel with the stars
    Whose broken branches show the scars
    Of many winds and much of strife.
    This is the common law of life.

The snow is still falling, bigger flakes now than even half an hour ago. It’s quieting everything and making all the schools call it quits (except ours, of course lol). It’s like a big freeze-frame.

But this photo one more time, which I saw when I stepped out on the porch, way over on the far side of the house and very hidden by the boughs of the giant pine tree towering over it. And the color and the fact of it reminded me, again:

There is never nothing going on.

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